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===Definition===
Spam Poetry, or Spoetry is created from the randomness of comments, E-mails and other portals for unsolicited spam. Often these sentences and recombinant strains of text come together to create strangely harmonic patterns akin to bizarre surrealistic poetry.

===Examples===
====Spam Spam====
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====29====
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*Kill anyone who likes cheese.
*Life in the big big big city.
*Fifty times six is a million.
*You need a new oil resonator.
*There's a whip in this forts.
*Cuomo got re-elected because.
*I wish it were still illegal.
*My affair with Nancy Chauvin.
*Advice on how to steal money.
*Pole vaulting is a big hobby.
*If I freeze to death in here.
*Trapdoor spider so dangerous.
*Someone gunned down my llama.
*I guess the Cranberries died.
*Go to the beach or to Guyana.
*I can't operationalize sauce.
*Enjoy this pile of organisms.
*Please speak English in here.
*His is a carefree plunge God.
*McDonald's Burger King and I.
*Wake me up and I'll go crazy.
*He should have never abetted.
*Fun times in Peoria Illinois.
*The saxophone is a reed deal.
*Half of one is twice a quart.
*Hey baby let's go have sects.
*Yosemite Sam and Bugs Bunton.
*We will we will not rock you.
*[http://www.jimkelly.be/29/ Source]
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====Ham McCoy====
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*He's a shill, a scientific egan who discomfits colorimeters.
*With his pal Ham McCoy and their adjacent quietus 
*They inspire ding domes made up of glyceride chards.
*[http://www.ralphmag.org/CN/spam-poems.html Source]
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===Spam Poetry Institute===
"The [http://www.spampoetry.org/ Spam Poetry Institute] is an organization dedicated to collecting and preserving the fine literature created by the world’s spammers. Not only do these persistent individuals sell useful products like cable filters and international drivers’ licenses, they also know how to combine words in a very powerful way".

===External Links===
*[http://www.spampoetry.org/ Spam Poetry Institute]
*[http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/07/23/spam_poetry_compendium/ The Register - Spam Poetry Compendium]
*[http://www.jimkelly.be/29/ JimKelly.be 29]
*[http://www.ralphmag.org/CN/spam-poems.html Spam Poems from RalphMag]

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