Humans are on the internet now. The Internet has its own physical laws that are just like the laws laws of the universe.
The social gravity of things. Youtube has a sun, that is youtube. and the applications and videos associated with youtube are the planets. Each has its own specific gravity. Social gravity is what draws people to websites. Websites are under the same laws of social gravity as matter or planets. People are reduced to particles acting socially, and when these particles coalesce on a website in a swarm, that means gravity.
In periods of recession, a lot of people go to grad school. They think they can wait out the economy. If they don't go to school for engineering, law, medicine, or business, or do something with the new globalized economy, they end up becoming unemployable.